New Kind of Treadmill for your Penis: Cyberdildonics

Continuing the fine tradition of highlighting innovative sex products (see blogs on Gpod, sex and iPhone, and iGasm), we wanted to highlight a new toy on the market – a cyberdildonics device called RealTouch (caution: explicit content, not work-place friendly). It is also known as a “treadmill for your penis.”  What differentiates this cyberdildonics device from other run-of-the-mill penile treadmills is its ability to sync its action to your favorite porn movies.

The ad campaign features two segments – for straight and gay males. All you have to do is connect the Realtouch to your computer, start your favorite video (presumably bought from RealTouch) and experience near-live action within 5 feet of your computer. Here are some of my favorite features:

• Live out your wildest sexual fantasies while you deepest desires unfold on the screen in front of you.
• Let’s you break all of the rules without breaking any promises.
• Feels like real skin.
• Satisfy your desires with anime, midgets, or a brief walk on the wild side with she-males.
• These women don't need snuggling, phone calls, or foreplay
• Designed by a former NASA engineer (!?)

My reservations – mostly amount to wanting more reassurance on the technical safety. What’s the probability of the device short-circuiting while attached to my body part and plugged into the 110V outlet?

My suggestions – consider expanding the plug-in function to 2+ devices. No reason to do this alone. Invite your friends and neighbors to share the fun.

My personal favorite – optimistic view on social acceptance of sex toys. Feel free to proudly dry your cyberdildonics device near an open window.